From the
JOKIN' AROUND DISK
by
LEEJAN ENTERPRISES
P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
South Australia. 5159.
School Notes:
My son was in need of being shot and I finally had it done. As a result he is
in the hospital, but that is not where they shot him.
Don't let him take P.E., no matter where he takes it or what excuse he gives.
I don't want him near a P.E. class, and that no matter what they are doing,
when or where, or even if they are not at the time he is there. Leave him
alone. I hope you clearly understand that this is the message and do not
ignore it, as you did before when I didn't write it although I intended to.
This time, you won't!
Emily will be absent two Fridays from today for a funeral. Please excuse her
on that day.
Lloyd had two jaws removed from his teeth and the doctor said he should not try
chewing anything more serious than apple sauce for a few weeks.
The dentist said Sylvia is suffering from a great deal of lose vices, and she
needs to get a little tight to do what needs doing. We are going to correct
her difficulty as quickly as we can find her some newer vices more suited to
her age.
Eddie was absent from school yesterday mainly for the simple reason that he was
not there. We know where he was, but we are not sure you do, so hold him
excused until we catch him and then we will see you about this. It could
happen that he won't be able to come to school no more.
If Bobbie hadn't done what he did he wouldn't be where he was which is why he
isn't where he should be now as a result of yesterday evening. This could
happen again if yesterday evening is repeated.
Louise did not inspire enough and so she almost expired until she retired to
the place where she is now, which is why she is not in school, or so I am told
as I write this note for your office, so she does not get credit for being
where she is not, or whatever it is that gets her into big bad trouble - none
of us wants that, so she is excused from it, no matter where she is. As her
parent, I so order it to be considered in this way and that is final.
Delores is sick because of something that happened. If it hadn't she wouldn't
be, but it did, so she is. This is one of those things that women have that men
do not, but if men did, they would be just like women. Since the women have
them, this is what they get and this is why it happens. Men so often do not
understand. I'd love to see what men did if they got these things and how they
would deal with this, but I don't think this will be possible, even with some
of the surgery they are doing now. So just excuse Delores until it is over,
and when it is, she will be back, just like she always does after it is.
Fred has athelete's foot, although how he got that, knowing him as I do, is
something of a miracle. It is as close as he is apt to come to organized
sports. And I mean this for all his life. This is the most complete lazy
person in our entire family and only the charm he has saves him from both his
mother and your office, since we both feel the same way about this affliction.
You probably noticed that Les was not with you yesterday because yesterday was
the day that Les was with us, which is why he was not with you. He was with us
because we needed to have him tested. He was tested and he did pass the test
although the examiner felt that the results were dubious and suggested that we
bring Les in to have him retested for a more objective result. We feel that
the examiner needs to be tested before we have Les retested to see if the test
is reliable when it is given by someone like that examiner. If you did not
miss Les yesterday, please ignore this note and act like he was there, although
he was not there since he was here, but in the event you didn't notice it then,
it is no time now to start taking notes. Please do advise us about a new
examiner since we feel this is a serious test. Thank you.
Larry got porked in the loin and he didn't do nothing for awhile so he was.
Brenda is administering and can not be in class. She is in a class by herself.
Bob is too much for a tree out of which he fell so he won't be taking any of
that exercise for awhile with that cast. Keep him off swings and away from
bars. I mean swinging bars, not those others where he won't go even if we try.
Bobby got hiself fired up burning them leaves and he won't do no more of that.
Louise boils to much, so Dr. Pierce did a lance and much fuse flowed, so she
mised speling. xcuse her. she come when she can.
Albert was so cold he run high. And the tempatire got too bad an he got sick of
fever and so he stay here because he no go. you understand.
You'd be sick too, if you did what Mike did, so excuse him because it was not
his fault. Don't ever try this yourself, because if you do, you won't like it.
Eddie missed school yesterday because of the trout condition brought on by the
sinus leak which unplugged too much and runned all over the place when it did
too much, and it sure did that.
Robert told me he had no class and was he wright or wrong? I think right.
The pony fell on Jim so we had to shot although we didn't want it this way. I
guess it was because of the broken leg that this happened. Jim will be alright
after we get the cast off that leg and bury the body so he can be out in the
back yard again. i know you know how these things go and this did.
Marty had too much homework, which cause him to spill his hot soup because he
was nervous and upset. This cause him to stay home. This cause me to be sick.
This cause Marty to return, but he don't get that homework done. Who is the
one sending all this homework? Wait till I get well and see this person..
The reason Phillip was not in school is that he was not there. If he had been
there, this would not be necessary, but as it is, he wasn't so this is. I do
hope that we can get this cleared up and stop all these notes.
Bens beans cost lose vowels and so he came to often to the place that he didn't
get there where he should have. You not here to miss mess we did not miss. He
is still running, but we no sent him to schol like this because the run with
his run is to far. Please exclude him, with my atority.
Georgia got her ear done and it poisoned her and she felt that poison so she
not come to school. This hole cause much upset in the family. Her lobe is
going down and that is the problem. It is so slow.
Everett ate the cole slaw and it was too much for him. We was as upset as he
was, but he got the better of us and we left him stay, so he is not there when
you look yesterday. today he is.
They was plaing darts and Danny stood there and the doctor said he shold not be
in school till the holes heel. No, not his foot, his arms mainly but some
others too.
She took the brain test with no results so we don't think she has it. But we
are keeping her home just to watch. You really can't tell much from nothing,
and so we are sending this with Billy, how to get it to you.
I hate it when John stays home but the doctor insisted that he stay in the
hospital which is the reason he is not in school. He will be, when he is, and
it won't be long either.
She has to go to the doctor to get her arches examined. We want her to stand
tall, but she slumps. If she is just slumping to stay out of school, we will
know that too. Slumping is no excuse, but right now it is until we find out
that it isn't.
The doctor just informed us that some parts are missing in Gaston and we are
searching for the right doctor to find them. Maybe with your experience, you
can help us. If so, please call.
How can you say Tad was late when he never come at all? He did this without us.
Today he comes early to make up for it and you decide what to do with him.
From the
JOKIN' AROUND DISK
by
LEEJAN ENTERPRISES
P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
South Australia. 5159.